I went both days. I saw... sorta. I glomped often. I raped Nora. I screamed nonsense. I sang pirate songs. I ran after geese. I cosplayed Pirate England.

AND IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!


SATURDAY

A shout from my mother yanked me out of dreamland at 8 am. Her words "I'm going to go pick up Mike, I hope you're awake." I blinked, sat there for a moment, then leapt out of bed, still dressed in clothes from the day and went flying around my room, raving to myself about my stupidity and trying to find everything I needed to get my cosplay on.

Finally, I finish shoving my rave gear away, drawing on eyebrows, pulling on my wig, and then I'm racing around with my guitar. I got scared by my iPod speakers, dropped my guitar, and managed to run into the wall before :IconLyokoLuver58: came to pick me up. We walk out to the car and had to shove her and North Italy in the trunk so we could all make it to the con. After a 45 minute wait in which poor Cornelius suffered various forms of Hetalia-induced torture - Being shot by Belarus, copyrighted by South Korea, kidnapped by Prussia, and shoved down America's pants. Okay I was jealous of that last one XD While in line, I FINALLY MET GAKUEN PEOPLE TOOO!!!!! It made me happyyyyy~ I'd met them at AnimeNEXT but that was for like 5 seconds a piece while we abused Nora.

ANYWAYS! There was a Hetalia photoshoot! AND IT WAS EPIC! Fanservice, insanity, crack pairings, violence, time travel, pedo-ness, cupcakes, photos, flags, and COUNTRIES XD I have pictures too~ So many awesome people! LOVED IIIITTT~ I raped Prussia but then she called France on me and I couldn't really get away in time. And there was wife carrying contests after I piggybacked Prussia until I fell and we went crashing to the ground XD

After two hours of that insanity, we decided to take the people who DIDN'T make it into the con out to the mall so that they could eat and live. Our group was Human Umbreon, Bakura, two Belaruses, Chibi Prussia, South Korea, Russia, an otaku, Iceland, North Italy, and I. Wellll the first time we couldn't get around a wall. Prussia declared it the Berlin Wall and started screaming at it. After waiting an hour at the bus stop, the 11 of us ended up just walking after the bus that "wasn't going to KoP Mall *sign says "King Of Prussia"*" We crossed over the Berlin Wall, scared everyone in the Cosco parking lot by screaming and running around. I had Iceland's ax (it's her Denmark one), Bakura had my sword, North Italy had her flag, and everyone else was just hyper. XD Sooo we went to the mall and got FOOD! First real food since breakfast for me and quite a few other people! And met other cosplayers! AND I MET !!!! SHE IS MY IDOL!!! And she had lunch with us and Itachi and Kisame. And at one point I was holding Prussia and she fell asleep in my arms so I had to put her back in her chair when I went to get my drink and everyone in the area thought it was so adorable.

After Bakura's parents drove us back to the convention, we met up with more random Hetalia people and ran around with them and got separated and ran other directions and everyone was much amused. It was soooo much fun! I met and got a picture with him!!! After loading up into Prussia's parents' cars, we got back to her house at 11:30 for a night of utter insanity, and I put on my rave gear just cuz I could and we turned the lights out at 1. Chibi and I fell asleep at about 2 am.



SUNDAY

Wellll, I signed up for this day, and THEN asked my dad permission to stay. He said yes, obviously XD

Soooooo Nora and I got up at 7 to make pancakes. V woke up after us and came up and Fang followed about 15 minutes later. We mixed it all up before France/Amu came up and then we were watching videos on YouTube while I made pancakes. Yeah, you heard right. IGGY made pancakes. And I saved one for America because it had a cowlick that looked just like Nantucket. My goal is to make country pancakes from now on xD

At about 9-10 we got everyone up and functioning to get dressed. We dropped off everyone at the con save Nora and I because we had to go to Build-A-Bear to make Kumajirou for her Canada cosplay! Sooo we have it on tape of the random parts of Canada making Kuma. And we scared the few people in the mall because she was on a leash XD

Arriving at the con, we ran into Hetalia people and hung out in the lobby while we waited for everyone to get their bags situated. And for everyone who knew who Canada was, they got a pancake. And after they took a bite and swallowed, I told them I made them. A few people pretended to gag and I laughed. I gave America her pancake and she said "I don't think I can eat this." And then while eating a pancake she tried to chug Canada's maple syrup.. and had too much and went sprinting to the bathroom and didn't come back for a while.

Then once the McDonald's run had returned, we all took bags and food outside and had a Hetalia picnic! It was SO MUCH FUN! I got a free drink XD And I shared my scone with Iggy while we sat in the bushes. And then I lent her my ring box so she could propose to America and then the reverse and then... we decided they should have the wedding. And I was supposed to marry them because captains have that power. I know the first tiny bit and the ending. So I was standing there in utter confusion before we passed the "bible" over to Russia. TWAS EPIC! And then Yuusei and Kiryu went to get married and Canada spazzed so much that she dropped her syrup and it exploded everywhere... T-T

Then there was hallway running and lounging and pictures and fanservice and pocky games and utter insanity that takes too long to write because I'm way lazy. And I need to go find more pictures XD



Sooooooo yeah! EXPECT PICTURES UP HERE!!!!!!!!! SOON... ish >>



I LOVE YOU PEOPLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!


~Foxxie

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA FTW ZENKAIKON BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS IS GONNA BE MAH THIRD ZENKAIKON EXPERIENCEEE!!!

And it's gonna be awesome!!!!!! CUZ CUZ CUZ... I SAID SO!

I'm only going on Satuurdayyyy because I'm semi-broke, I'm busy from 6am-midnight Friday, so Sunday is homework day. ERRG STUPID SCHOOL.


BUT SATURDAY! EQUALS ME! CRAZY ASS SEMI-DRUNK PIRATE ENGLAND! WITH A SWOOOOORDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

Korea regrets inventing swords. I no know why. ;D

So yeah! I finally finished my pirate jacket and it's like RAWRRGGG cuz I finally cut down a ton of the hanging strands. But it still looks like something died on the inside cuz of the explosion of thread... so like IGNORE THAT!!! Cuuuzzzz I might line it.. never... no not really... ehehehe >> BUT I WILL BE SEMI-DRUNK PIRATE IGGY! And I will sing... sea shanties hopefully but it may end up being like... Rocky Horror Picture Show XD

BUT FOR TEH RAVE! I SHALL BE FEM!NARUTOO!!!! I have finished my skirt! Buuuuttt I'm not too sure where my bright orange rave shirt got to... PROBLEMO! But my skirt is done! AND POOFY! And very very VERY short. I had to add elastic to get it to stay down... and it's just below my ass. EASY RAPE TARGET RIGHT HERE!!!!! Still have to figure out how to attatch mah tail and if I'm gonna do my hairties... no wait I will, Imma sew them when I go to bed!

....... Bed... which I can only go to... when I finish this really long essay that I have half a paragraph for.... Ehheheheheheheee... IMMA DO THAT NAOOOOOOOOO



BAI

~Foxxie


PS: Written on a SGUAR RUSHZ

Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[ ] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[ ] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[ ] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes. (PSSSSSH AS IF XD)
Total: 1

Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically. (people say nothing >> )
[x] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise. (JEDI)
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for. (kill if someone dares to hurt them)
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[x] Schizophrenic? (FEAR MY MUSES! FEAR THEM!)
Total: 4

Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[ ] You have glasses. (contacts)
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously. (nooopeee)
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something. (BONDAGE!)
Total: 3

Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[x] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[x] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 4

Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[x] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 4

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite. (only with parents, and not my own)
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook. (I blew up spaghetti XD)
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 0

Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable. (people say so, i object)
[x] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs).
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[x] You like the taste of alcohol. (Certain kinds >> )
Total: 2

Loli/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[x] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...etc~~~
[x] You are considered gullible or naive. (sometimes)
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you. (i wish)
Total: 4




... WTF AM I XD

Yeahhhhh I didn't have the flu.

I had swine flu.

Or at least that's what my mother thinks. Because she got her flu shot, the normal one, and now she's all zombie-fied and all. And she and my brother are both still sick. So her logic is that we all have, or in my case had, the swine flu. Which makes me laugh cuz it took me a day and a half to get over it.

But now I'm sulking because at the risk of me still being contagious, I'm locked inside the house. All. Freaking. Day. With sick people, two dogs, two fish, and the cat sleeping on my feet. And I was going to go to my friend's birthday party and then work at the local YMCA's Haunted Mansion. But nooooo, because I'm not allowed to increase the local swine flu epidemic, I'm stuck inside ALL DAY.

But she said I can go to the Sunday night part of the Haunted Mansion... I just hope that Brian isn't pissed at me for having to back down from tonight... I did tell him why I can't come.

And I also just told my dad that my mom thinks this house has teh swine flu... and he hasn't texted back yet... I hope it's the work part... And not because he freaked out >>


I'm going back to sulking now

~Foxxie

YAY ME! *shoots self in head*



Wellll I came home Wendesday from school and as I got off the bus, I realize that my brother hadn't been on it. By the time I reached my front door, I remembered that he'd not been feeling good that morning. So I walked inside to the sound of the humidifier roaring along with the television, and then harsh, deep croup coughs from my little brother. Thennnnn my mom called and instructed me on giving him his nebulizer meds, and I had to sit there watching the machine, trying to form a magic mental shield from sickness germs.

Apparently the only good magic I can do is when I'm drunk.

Soooo of course I went outside an hour later to try to mow the lawn and the goddamn piece of junk that was our neighbor's mower refused to start and I spent 20 minutes yanking the cords, tryign to start it.

When I retreated inside, my mom called me to tell me she has to get more meds for my bro and would be home in a half hour. I replied, hung up, sat down, and poked my computer back to life. Five minutes later, my brother ran from the couch, into the bathroom, where he collapsed and spent 10 minutes throwing up.

I have a weak stomach for that crap, my brother was crying while still throwing up, and my mom had another 20 minutes to get home. The only useful response I got to my freaked out FB status was an hour too late XD

Soooo we moved my brother to my mom's room, since it's the closest to the only bathroom in this house, and my mom wiped down the entire family room so that when Mr. Brennan came over, we could watch the phillies. I was up until about 11 watching with them xD

Anyywayyyss I went to school the next day and started making lovely hacking coughs! But to my friends' great amusement, I'd stolen 's neko ears, and Ryan asked me if I needed my hairball medicine and I flipped him off and told him that if I died from hair clogging my throat it'd be very non-dramatic.

Of course as soon as I got home, evil death coughs, pounding headache, heavy-ish backpack and all, my mom's first words were that I sounded like I'd caught what my brother had. Um, no thank you. Of course, while she was on the phone with someone from work, I heard her clearly say "Yeah, I've been home with my son who has the flu" to which I groaned and beat my head into the table.

Thennn after guitar and working on homework, Mr Brennan came over to finish up their shirts for the Halloween party and he brought Marshall with him! So I got to be cheered up by a very happy lumbering yellow lab who gave me a few kisses before going to bed at 9 pm.

I woke up this morning with a pounding head ache, funny feeling all over my body, extremely thick flem in my throat that resulted in heaving coughs. My mom asked me if I wanted to stay home. I told her I wasn't sure. Thirty minutes later, I killed my alarm, rolled over, and slept.

I woke up at 1. With my head weighing 50 pounds. And being totally dizzy and stumbling down the stairs, I grabbed my gatorade from the fridge and collapsed on the ground by the couch, where my brother was watching TV. He's moved once to go to the bathroom... After a few hours of headaches, high temperatures, cold sweats, and hacking up my lungs all over the carpet, I realized I had to go to the bathroom for the 5th time since I've been drinking gallons of water and I realized I wasn't dizzy! And my eyes had lost that stoner glassy look! And my headache and fever was gonneee!!!

I AM ALIIIVEEEE!!!!

And my brother's still recovering, still puking, still hacking his lungs out. And wellll if my mom isn't a freaking zombie. I heard her in the bathroom, waited for her to get out, then cheered "LIIIIFEE!" when she did. She cringed back, covered her eyes and face, scowled at me, gave some weak, hoarse retort, snatched two asprin from the cupboard, and hobbled back to her room. I hope she's too delusional for her to remember what I did >>


Annnyyywayyyysss, while I sit here, sulk about being the only one healthy, sew my pirate jacket that I won't need anymore for tonight since I doubt we're going, since my mother's dying, and chew on random objects.


~ Foxxie