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Cats Can Climb Trees. Not Get Down.

Sat Oct 10, 2009, 6:56 PM
  • Mood: Hurt
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I have proven this! YES!

Sooooo yeah~! I was invited to :iconwowgeeket:'s birthday partyyyy and it was FUN! We ate lotses of food, pocky, cake, sugar, and ranted about yaoi for a bit before deciding that it was dark enough for us to play MANHUNT!

This would be my SECOND time ever playing ManHunt and because I had self-decidedly rocked during my first night of ManHunt, I knew I could do this. We had to seek first - not that bad for me~ I actually got 3 of the 4 people on the other team ^^ FEAR TEH EPICNESS OF ME RUNNING AND NEARLY DYING FROM IT XD

Thennnn my team drafted one of the other team member's so it'd be more fair for hunting and capturing and we got to hide. When I run for such things - I RUN FAST! So they start counting and I go flying down the sidewalk, aiming for the cluster of pine trees at the end of the stretch of townhomes. As I'm running down people's sidewalks, I dashed through the headlights of someone pulling into his driveway, probably scaring him, especially when I noticed a bit too late that the sidewalk dropped down a step and screamed during my near face-plant. Then I tore across the grass, ignored the woman walking her dog, and leapt up into one of the pines, hauling myself up quickly but carefully. I stopped when I was as high as I felt safe and completely coverd by the top of the pine tree.

Ignoring the very confused woman, I sat in the tree for about 10 minutes, watching people walk by and trying not to snicker or do anything stupid when they walked away. After said 10 minutes, I wondered if climbing trees was legal or not, as I'd not really paid attention to the rules - if there were any that is. Soooo I decided to climb down discretely and go hide elsewhere...

As I blinked back down at the ground, I said "I hope I can get back down". I make it one, two, two and a half branches. Realizing that from my current position, I would flip out of the tree when I tried to jerk my foot free from the fork I'd slipped it in to prevent myself from falling, I decided to sloth/monkey hang from a relatively thick branch to wriggle it free.

Bad idea.

As soon as I get my foot free, my weight on the branch I'm holding increases and WHEEEEEE it snapped. And I fell. Down. Ten. Fucking. Feet. Through a pine tree. To the ground. About half way through, I snapped off another branch. It was about eight feet long.

After laying on the ground and twitching for 5 minutes while trying to regain my ability to breath. Once I had accomplished that well enough to get into a sitting position and move, I realized that no-one had found me still. I fell out of a tree, broke a branch, laid moaning on the ground for five minutes. And I was still free. XD

Soooo I decided to simply surrender because moving made my back spasam with pain and during ManHunt, as you should know by now, you run like hell when spotted. Soooo I hobbled up, watched someone check under all the cars while I stumbled up the street to jail, got tagged when I was like 10 feet from it, then collasped on the grass and didn't move for twenty minutes while they found Ort XD


It's been 4 hours since said fall and my back is stillllll killing me when I move XD So I'm laying on my stomach, nibbling the base of my laptop while typing this... because it hurts less xD



But yeah that's my story XD And I get to add something to my list of Epic Stupid things: falling 10 feet out of a tree during manhunt and not getting caught. I WIN



~Foxxie

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:iconankh-of-chiaroscuro:
Oooh...that sounds awful...ten feet is quite a bit to fall through a pine tree...

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Screw tripping up the stairs! I've run into an AUTOMATIC DOOR before.
:iconpurplepentapus:
yeahhhh it's far... the branches kinda slow your fall but not much...

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:iconnaruhina4evur:
:huggle: PAINFUL. But at least your back's not like....broken and stuff! :D Niiiice~ That just goes to show how EPIC manhunt is~

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:iconpurplepentapus:
*laughs lightly* Yeahhh I guess I am lucky. Though I feel like I may have a huge-ass bruise ^^'' And ManHunt IS epic XD

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:iconnaruhina4evur:
yesh you are!!!!!!! Awwww! that sucks! :huggle: get better!!!!!!! AND IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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:iconpurplepentapus:
No bruise for meee~ just like.. internal muscle pain XD I have a bit of scrapes but no bruising... or so my daddie said XD i had him check because I was hobbling this morning like an old person cuz it hurt to move too fast XD

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:iconnaruhina4evur:
yay, no bruises...owwie! It's sounds like it's painful to be an old person....Just kidding! But it's not good that it hurt a lot! :huggle:

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:iconpurplepentapus:
xDDD yeahhh I'm gonna be okay... until I have to lug my 500 pound backpack around tomorrow XDDD

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:iconnaruhina4evur:
NUUUUUUUUU!!!! ToT That sucks~

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